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Till Demotivational Poster

1st Class Wannabe -

TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours

ARTILLERY - There is no problem that cannot be solved by the liberal use of high explosive.

TAGS: artillery
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:20 am
When the only tool you have is a hammer, pretty soon every problem looks like a nail.

STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.

TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


TAGS: military artillery
Rating: 4.82/5

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MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 5:49 pm
The King of Battle!!! 5 HE Round5


TAGS: love made set stone still
Rating: 4.55/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
I find the reference to Sisyphus to be particularly apropos.
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
geez, hard facts
Rick69 - February 14, 2012, 5:44 pm
As always... glad to be of service... :)
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:37 pm


THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...


TAGS: logic dude tribute hes a grumpy grump till the 2nd cup
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
Holy Smoke! LD and AK both pop in from the blue on the same day? Good to see ya guys. I'm sorry I missed it.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 3:05 pm
It worked for me. ...Goin' to sleep, g'night!
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
*SMACK!* Watch yer mouth ya whippersnapper! I'm gonna wash out yer mouth...where's that bar of soap at? Wait - I'll bet Timmy took it again...he goes down to the YMCA and drops it over and over again in the shower. Thinks he'll make friends that way.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:52 pm
...To smack with my permission is one thing... But a surprise attack? What the F*CK, biatch??
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ahhhhh yes...old times. Hey! *SMACK!* Who you callin' OLD!?
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
Just like old times.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
*SMACK!* Hey...I really DO feel better...
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:12 pm
It blocks Motifake? Wow, how does that make you feel? Does it make you MAD? Do you wanna hit me? Fine! Do it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:01 pm
And do NOT ask me how I feel about WebSense at all...stupid program...blocking Motifake...D*MMIT!
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 1:40 pm
ladies and gentlemen, we have an honored guest this afternoon....mind your manners.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
This is just great!

LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - If I knew Eskimo pies weren't made from real Eskimos, I would have stopped after my 8th serving.....

TAGS: eating till you puke
Rating: 3.13/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:18 pm
Ha! 5 kitty maki rolls !



TAGS: stand still look stupid poster
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 3:19 pm

It's some kind of echo when I'm using my tablet. Apparently unfixable.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 8, 2017, 2:03 pm
What's up with the double replies?
lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 10:37 am

Oh, my goodness, an unarmed man. And up way past his bedtime.
lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 10:37 am

Oh, my goodness, an unarmed man. And up way past his bedtime.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 8, 2017, 2:24 am
Any woman can be a genius, as long as the take other people's ideas and call them their own.
NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:30 pm
No... Just playing the adages.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 12:46 pm

Are you really suggesting that most smart women have to rely on having a good personality? If you are, I understand completely why women come off as b****y to you.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:44 am
One of the very-few smart-girls that doesn't need to rely on having a "great personality"!... She was still a bit b**chy, thou.
lgvernon - January 31, 2016, 1:05 am

Happens to me when I'm on my phone. The model for this pinup actually was Hedy Lamarr.
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:44 am
One click = 2 replies?
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:36 pm

Can you believe auto check on my tablet did that? It's Mongo. Mongo.
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:34 pm

Mongolia like candy
Greeny - January 30, 2016, 10:11 pm
that's Hedley


TAGS: 22 catches and still noone out crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:18 am
Looks like a candle amidst molten rock. I like. Very poetic with the caption.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
So...because Iraq and Iran don't have nuclear weapons, it's okay if we use them? ;D
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
Unless fire happens to be a nymphomaniac. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:12 pm
fighting fire with firewater makes you a molotov ****tail. 5L
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:05 pm
tanks buddy =)
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

so true. awesome pic crank.

H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.

RUSSIAN ARTILLERY BATTERIES - Kicking America's Arse Since 1902

TAGS: russian artillery batteries
Rating: 1.67/5

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Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 6:06 pm
Well played Sean, but I think the winner here is HurHur, besides, there's a reason, or more of an excuse, why the Americans wanted to set up a missile base in Poland. They're afraid of everyone.
Sean - January 30, 2009, 5:36 pm
Ya cupple a noobs. "Victory in battle belongs to the side who best commands and utilises the prairie dog (or ground squirrel -- same dif)." Sun Tzu
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:34 pm
the survivors will close in, whilst you're destroying the others, too quickly for you. At that point, a single hit to a ship and 1/3rd ton of explosive is Bad News (TM).
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:33 pm
means you have very limited time to respond with short range defences due to the Mach 3 speed. Even with those defences operating at 100% efficiency, it's a simple matter of maths, around 3 dozen missiles and several are GOING to get through, because
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:31 pm
5) Hawkeye's will have their range knocked back by jamming, plus the Russians have a specialised long range anti-radar missile specifically to deal with E-2's and E-3's. 6) Phalanx is not strong enough to down a Sunburn reliably. 7) The speed of Sunburn
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:29 pm
since the Sunburns come in at 15ft above sea level, the curvature of the Earth limits your detection range at that point. 4) The Su-33 can carry the Sunburn, plus enough AAM's to match a fully loaded F/A-18F, so the fighter issue is solved.
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:26 pm
1) SM-3 is anti-ballistic, pretty much useless against a sea skimming missile. 2) The Russians carry far more and largely more powerful jammers in said Su-33's than you'll get in a US CVBG Air Wing. 3) SM-2 Missiles would have a very short time to respond
Culos - January 28, 2009, 4:57 pm
Unless of course it comes in fun-bags?
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:47 pm
Oh, and it's not all of the milk that comes in bags, that merely an abominable option ....
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
While it's true that hockey evolved from the "sport" of clubbing baby seals, or so I'm led to believe, the clubbing of baby seals is widely regarded as the most disgraceful thing about Canada ... with bags of milk being a distant second.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:40 pm
Oh come on! Your milk is in bags fer cryin' out loud! And killing baby seals with clubs is like a national sport or something...or is that hockey? I get them confused.
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:38 pm
Oh, Not Cool. Not!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Wait, you already live in Canada.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
d*** you Sean...d*** you to hell!!!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
missiles like the Sea Sparrow or SRAM systems. It would take an extremely lucky 1-in-a-million sh** to get through to the Carrier.
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:35 pm
commetus interruptus. gotcha!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:35 pm
to confuse the missile's active radar guidance system. Too many ways to stop these things before they get in close - then they can be defeated by the Phalanx (although there would likely be fragmentary damage from the close-in explosion) or shorter range
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
of Fighters guided by Hawkeye AEW aircraft (possibly an E-3) and the Aegis radar on the Aegis Cruiser and Burke Destroyers. They both carry SM2 & SM3 missiles which are very capable of shooting down the Sunburn. Then, of course, they can also depl
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:31 pm
The air-launched version of the Sunburn is designed for launch from the naval-variant Flanker, which can only carry 1 at a time. a**uming the Carrier Air Group hasn't already launched against the enemy carrier, these guys still have to get past a gauntlet
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 3:58 pm
Of course, a**uming that the Ruskies only send one bomber and one missile on that bomber...which, beingthe Russians, they wouldn't.
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 3:55 pm
Actually the sunburn is that fast and that capable that your anti-missile defence systems have a 1/100 chance of taking it down. And that's if you reply fast enough.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 3:36 pm
You're right...I mean a missile like the SM-3 that can (and has) shoot down a satellite in low orbit would have no chance against an antiship missile. We may as well just scrap our Navy and go home and cry. Do your research next time Timmy.
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 1:56 pm
One bomber costs a lot less than a whole carrier group, and besides your anti-missile defence systems SUCK beyond belief. Plus any bomber that can launch a missile travelling at Mach 3 doesn't have to get close. So, who fails? Yep. The US-not-so-au-fAit.
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 4:11 pm
Durhurhur...you fail. Try s****** on an SM-3 from an Aegis-class Cruiser (found in every carrier group). You'll go down faster than any Russki SS-N-22.
HurHur... - January 26, 2009, 3:37 pm
Point 4: FAIL! The Mig 44 has OPTICAL stealth coating using ionised plasma, funny... America's jets are all visible... plus, all it would take to destroy a whole US carrier group is one Russian bomber and a half-dozen Sunburn Missiles. Suck on that.
Ur Retarded - December 24, 2008, 5:49 pm
1. That's an anti-tank rocket 2. That's a WWII german helmet 3. Russians and Americans have never fought directly 4. American military technology surpases the Russians in every single way. Ever. 5. Its a frickin ground squirrel
Dude - August 11, 2008, 11:41 pm
Fail! They've never fought directly.

SOMETIMES - You just have to improvise

TAGS: necessity still the mother
Rating: 3.36/5

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GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:06 pm
lol, wasn't ANY 90* curve good enough? or teeth? or another closed beer bottle? or lighter? or the stick itself? d*** the retarded....
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 6:22 pm
looks like for*****. a hard bolt try to get her top off. 5 foamy froths


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.

MARSHA BRADY - At 55 still hot

TAGS: marsha still would
Rating: 4.5/5

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ughomer - January 20, 2013, 8:36 am
Maureen McCormick Brady
Silverheart - January 19, 2013, 6:24 pm

Marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!

Herman Li -

TAGS: the end of the day he s still azn
Rating: 1.89/5

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barockeva - December 10, 2008, 1:13 pm
Guideline 3 for not being a tool of a musician. If you cant play songs live dont put em on the album.
Cali - September 13, 2008, 7:18 pm
It's f***ing youtube...
jehova and the witnesses - July 13, 2008, 5:24 pm
Herman Li: Disrespect. 'Cause he thinks he can play Dragonforce songs live while drunk, therefore causing millions of youtube enthusiasts to think he sucks

I Still Lie -


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.4/5

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Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I f***ing love it!


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.

U.S. NAVY - If you got the balls, we got the artillery.

TAGS: navy artillery ship awesome power
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - July 18, 2009, 11:46 pm
No artillery here. Anyway... balls to do what exactly?

FIGHT IN THE SHADE - Not quite as effective a tactic in WWII as it was in ages past

NOOBS - At the tender age of 5, young Wolfgang Amadeus was already composing. Many greybeards of the day would call that noise.

TAGS: noob mozart still mozart
Rating: 4.5/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 10:19 am
over 600 works, many acknowledged as pinnacles of symphonic, concertante, chamber, operatic, and choral music, all before the age of 35 - talk about *nal retentive :)
forseti - February 4, 2012, 10:07 am
Mozart didn't compose 15 piano pieces a day but compressed the quality in one single master piece... Just saying. ;)
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:34 pm
thanks. NooBs unite !
holymoly - February 3, 2012, 6:28 pm
As long as there is quality to the posts, nobody is going to consider it noise no matter how new we are... nice job... btw thanks for standing up for us NooBs.... 5 diapered lions

IT' A SHAME... -

IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it

TAGS: russias model is still the same
Rating: 3.86/5

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vader - February 8, 2010, 2:30 pm
the reason why they look the same, is that the people there are still waiting for their car to arrive
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 3:48 pm
Trabis (Trabants) were from East Germany. Nothing like a cardboard car body to scream "safety"!!! They also made the lovely Wartburg. The Czechs made Skodas...didn't see many Russian cars in Germany though. NOT that you were specifying it in that way...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
You have a Trablant that isn't broken?!! Call the papers!

BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Almost as good as bacon.... Almost.

TAGS: it s still a wonderfull hangover cure
Rating: 3.36/5

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whatukno - November 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
excellent serving suggestion.
iamjet - November 15, 2009, 11:42 pm
Do what I do and crumble some BACON up in that m**********r!


STILL THE MAN OF MY DREAMS - He's still the man of my dreams He's still the man of my dreams He's still the man of my dreams

TAGS: still
Rating: 2.44/5

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mel - February 19, 2009, 11:57 am
There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's not place like home....
electric chair guy - September 24, 2008, 1:48 am
LOL.. "Disturbifake"
Charlie M - September 18, 2008, 2:31 am
My other tags were going to be "get that nasty ***k out my face" or "THAT's what syphagonaherpalaids look like?", but they reminded me of sad times.
LogicDude - September 17, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh look! She found her "Happy Place"!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 17, 2008, 8:55 am
Now this type of poster is more of what I'd call a Disturbifake.

Sleeping late -

TAGS: coffee still recommended
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 25, 2013, 1:29 am
I’m likin’ thi5
BobbEdwards - August 24, 2013, 11:11 pm
True dat. 20 years ago I would've argued that sunsets are much more beautiful. Now...5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:36 pm
Very 5obering thought. Well put.

enough is enough -

TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 17, 2016, 2:41 pm
You say wiki...I say sticky. Think there's a song in there somewhere lol.
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:46 am
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:45 am
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls

THE BOOK OF LIFE - Has half-filled pages With no punctuations whatsoever And is filled with unanswered questions


TAGS: you still have motifake calendar
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - April 27, 2012, 9:33 pm
No sane man will dance. -Marcus Tullius Cicero 5 for the ladies, however
mariand - April 27, 2012, 9:07 am
yeah, sure... I'm a mediocre dancer

FISHING WITH CANADA - Bring lots of beer and warm clothes

TAGS: maybe i ll wait till spring
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:32 pm
LOL! sorry bout your truck




TAGS: be still crankyhead
Rating: 4.6/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 5:46 am

Claire - September 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I lol'd. 5L
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Excellent. 5L

PIERCINGS - they should be arriving shortly

TAGS: artillery is good at p*******
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:57 am
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:28 pm
Derek - June 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
How many launchings before the tyres catch fire?
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:42 pm

SID VICIOUS - The only vicious thing I remember about him Was listening to him cover the song ‘My way’

TAGS: i still love your music
Rating: 4.22/5

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rudeboy308 - July 27, 2011, 8:42 pm
"My Way" needed a butchering like the one Sid Vicious gave it. I liked how "Goodfellas" used that version for the closing credits.


TAGS: broken inside hall still
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:32 pm

WERE YOU SELFISH - For trying to escape.. Leaving us behind Or am I.... For wishing you had stayed Either way.... you're still gone


THE REAL U-2 - It makes it's own kind of music

TAGS: still flying still spying
Rating: 2.91/5

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Aramsiel - October 14, 2009, 6:35 pm
My respects to your old man dude! the sr-71's are wickedsick..
KDP3 - October 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
My old man used to work on them and the SR-71

How do they say -

TAGS: will look like a potato to me till it is 5yrs old
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 19, 2014, 8:59 pm
Nonsen5e. They all bear a strange resemblance to Winston Churchill.

time saved -

TAGS: still gone
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2014, 8:26 am
thanks, guys
Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 11:14 pm
5LMAO and Fav'd. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:13 pm
Mr. Gary...stop making 5L posters that make fun of me!
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:36 pm
Very nice.
GaryO - August 28, 2014, 9:18 pm
Sho, yer still quite young. But maaaaan, I know yer enjoying the prize of the moment. Yer way beyond your years, laddie. Yer posters speak volumes.
Sho - August 28, 2014, 8:50 pm
GaryO - August 28, 2014, 8:44 pm
It IS a dimension younger folks take for granted...
Greeny - August 28, 2014, 8:02 pm
I feel better knowing I'm not the only one
maoworks2 - August 28, 2014, 11:23 am
I'm Still Looking GaryO .

Stillbirth -

TAGS: stillbirth remembrance day
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - September 11, 2013, 12:25 am
Thanks for comments.
BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 5:09 pm
Sadly brilliant.
Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:05 am

it's time to play -

Use to Drink -


The Corpse -

TAGS: worst funeral corpse theshivers still have some regrets here
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - April 23, 2014, 7:26 pm
Saw this early in my morning. Too busy to comment. Ricky, you really should post more…get it a-l-l-l-l-l out. Thanatophilia should not be left only to the mortician. Should it?
Rick69 - April 23, 2014, 6:36 pm
Careful now... Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you now, would we? Who knows what would happen afterwards...
Oldsod - April 23, 2014, 6:19 pm
Ok...didn't get it 12 hour5 ago...just glad that I wasn't imbibing when I saw it again!


Blindness -

TAGS: hairy palms still mystery hammy
Rating: 4.91/5

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Hawamleh - June 19, 2013, 12:13 pm
Oh GaryO :D
GaryO - June 19, 2013, 8:24 am
Heh heh……son, you’ll go blind if you keep doin’ that…………over here dad.


TAGS: vcr still says midnight crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - December 22, 2010, 11:48 am
Hey.. my palm pilot has some functions you would be envious of.. if it ain't broke
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 7:42 am
Whew, I'm not the only one that does this... right?
Claire - December 21, 2010, 7:42 pm
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 7:31 pm
Zing! Nice one crank


TAGS: untill forever dy2012
Rating: 4.78/5

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dy2012 - January 14, 2013, 1:05 am
thnx sho...i thought some1 already used this dispiriting foto..:)
Sho - January 13, 2013, 7:24 pm
Oww you used this pic first lol. Good job 5L

She who laughs 1st or last -

TAGS: still doesn t necessarily get it bar jokes men woman wtf moment
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - November 19, 2013, 12:36 am
No that's more like what's the difference between a Rottweiler or a Chihuahua h*mping your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish...teehee.
falloutghoul - November 18, 2013, 6:41 pm
I agree. More like a Doberman.

Fresh salsa -

TAGS: fresh salsa tortilla
Rating: 4.73/5
chickenlittle - September 9, 2013, 7:34 pm
My icon isn't showing up here for some reason, I think it was sitting on my screen too long before I submitted it.


TAGS: theday that motifake stood still
Rating: 4.67/5

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ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 7:02 pm
5 Gorts


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the g** ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!


TAGS: janchallenge it is amazing im still alive
Rating: 4.47/5

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vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:29 am
nicely done.. 5 suicide tigers for u!
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:45 pm
that would be sweet into a lake
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:20 pm
5 little rascals
Airman - January 22, 2010, 11:39 am
really good one
Fatt Matt - January 22, 2010, 10:25 am
Excellent! +5 stitches and broken bones
rerun - January 22, 2010, 7:38 am

this is the before image of a few of our resident Motifakers

TO THE BEST MOM - I'll make you proud mom, I'm going to fulfill your wish; You're going to see me and smile. That's a daughter's promise.

TAGS: ten years gone and i still miss her
Rating: 4.29/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:46 pm

STYLE. - it's ageless

TAGS: tilly
Rating: 4.29/5

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IS IT STILL COOL... - to wear your hat backwards?

TAGS: cool fashion nerd still redneck
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 9:50 am
Cool Man !


TAGS: greybeards still got fire in the basement
Rating: 4.21/5

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rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:34 pm

Momma Calzone ain't too happy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
As long as you and the Calzone love each other, Who are we to judge?
sickartist - March 7, 2010, 1:32 pm
Heck I have been known to be satisfied squeezing into a parking space.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Well if it's a NEW family guy there is no choice to be made.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:38 pm
At my age, I can get ****-blocked by a large calzone.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:37 pm
Unless I've just had a big meal, drank too much, or Family Guy is on.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:30 pm
Nice. The reflexes might be slower, but everything still works.

sorry, ladies -


TAGS: how many times can you say that one chick on a poster and still nobody catches it
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh, Veg, HI! :D Did you know this was the first poster I EVER favorited?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:15 pm
they forced me, they forced me!!!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
"gulp"..it was, it was, it was, Keyser Söze, I SWEAR!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm

I try and see all of the posters, I cannot believe how many new ones I have missed.
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. I guess she forgot about this one. And yes, Grey, I do. You will too in a few moments (wink, wink).
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm

instant win Veg.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
did you feel the love today?, Pro
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 8:47 pm
Uh, TOC. Hello?
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:44 pm
I'm tellin' ya Veggie...you need to see someone about the childhood and put it behind you.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
very nice!! excellent title. 5 TOC's
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
This is incredible... you can tell by the a**-whoopin' it's getting now!
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:05 pm
Epic! 5L!

Grills -

TUNNELS - Much like the ones on Motifake, this one was pretty clever at first. But that doesn't mean you wanna wrap your sink, toilet seat, and fireplace with the same design.


TAGS: theyre still looking for pieces of the body
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Dude 4515 - January 14, 2010, 4:54 pm
hey! if we start treating them equally, does that mean we can give them t**** twisters, slaps on the a** after a good play, and dress with them in the same room, like we do with other guys? they might be on to something here
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:40 pm
Want to be treated fairly? Okay! We will treat you like we treat fellow guys. ***ual puns, racisism, and bashing! Now get back in those kitchens and start making sammiches! If we have to put the seat down, you have to make us food. Fair is fair.

PERSISTANCE - Down, but not out !


TAGS: pointillism cooling tower conjoined twins henry winkler jameson s role model warm beaver monkey spank camera spike croissant cameron ferris bueller red wings indian food phallic red dwarf triumph
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up **** even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
I dunno. The a** monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!


TAGS: cute can still be evil
Rating: 3.46/5

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mahansm - April 28, 2011, 3:01 pm
What comic is this from?
John R - June 12, 2010, 7:40 am
LOL - I give 5 lions simply based on the Carpenters Song reference in the toon..


TAGS: but i would still rather do either than watch that d*** chick flick
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:02 am
they can be a real beach at times.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 9:18 pm
I can't enjoy this one enough... It's solid in every aspect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 16, 2009, 1:57 am
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:33 pm
Sean this is just beachin!!! 5 yurtels!!
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:31 pm
*cough* ag-tes, up above the oster-pe *wink wink*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 11:10 pm
And then there's the movie Beaches, with Bette Midler and Batbara Hershey. That's also irritating, like sand in your shoe.


TAGS: if you till it they will come
Rating: 3.41/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2010, 1:23 am
I do love the random Motifake b***on. 5L for this bit of genius I missed.



TAGS: straiting shooting assignment you still missed the point
Rating: 3.18/5

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Zed - May 6, 2010, 8:42 am
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 6:11 pm
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
and we finally have a taker. Thanks for playing. Now please tell me that blanks have paper in them and if you are close enough to the target you will hit it.
Zed - May 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I believe the term is "Straight Shooting", since a "strait" is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water.


TAGS: a pretty rock is still a rock
Rating: 3.14/5

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Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:11 am
Haar haar - you're getting _really_ good at this.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:27 pm
Great...hope wasn,t stolen, so perfect...lol 5L,s


TAGS: its too late but we still should anyway ok
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

DreMagnum - November 23, 2009, 4:30 pm
What, we're having bread!!! I Fing love bread. Corn bread, and honey oat bread. Still doesnt know how that is related to the poster, but hey, whatever floats your boat
Me_ - November 23, 2009, 3:52 pm
This is what happens when everyone is allowed to bread
Sean - June 22, 2009, 7:39 pm
Oh I get you for that aggy! For months now dude, months! Well two months, anyway, not four.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:35 pm
All of a sudden they're too young to watch you do that, Sean?
BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 5:25 pm
I see....said the blind man
Sean - June 22, 2009, 5:18 pm
I black boxed her eyes due to her age.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 1:08 am
Little dingy? Now who's being racist?
BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 12:12 am
I was walk'n down the whole white/black black/white thingy, or is that the ship that's a little dingy.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 12:01 am
Cuz she cullah blind!
BoneCD - June 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
I just wonder...why are the whites of her eyes blacked out
agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 10:53 pm
Rollin' down the street, smokin' mom's Newports, sippin' on Capri Sun... with my mind on my Prius and my Prius on my mind.
Sean - June 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
I know! My parents are white. They're unitentionally hilarious. Except when they insist that I am not adopted. That's a terrible thing for them to say.
agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 8:45 pm
White people are funny.


MY FIRST CAR - A lot nicer then most of yours but lets face it, your poor.

TAGS: wish i still had it
Rating: 2.8/5

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CANADA - February 11, 2010, 2:49 pm
not my first,but I bought my my dodge for 6500 blown up then put over 9000 into it. but that was alot of penny saving
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 12:03 pm
My first car cost $800......even my current ride was only $12000. You Yankees don't know how good you have it.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:59 am
she sold it to me for 7800 and insurance paid me 12800. after i told her i could not afford it. Still i would rather have had the car. plus my parents took there 3900 back out of the check.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:57 am
It took me 4 cars and 10 years with a license to get a sweet car.....consider yourself lucky.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:56 am
No but he had a steno book that he wrote everything in. changed oil date/time wiper blades date/time every time he touched it he put it in the book. it was a sweet car. it got totalled 6 weeks after i got it by some a-hole while it was parked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:51 am
Lucky bastard.....did he die in the car?
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:46 am
Parents had money. I had to pay for half. got my first job at 14 at a car wash. plus old lady gave me a deal on it after her husband died. did not buy it new.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:44 am
I have to ask....If that was really your first car....Were you a rich kid or a prostitute?
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:41 am
And a Zing!Still a plus 5 from me
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:41 am
I fail again. Oh well i will move on.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:31 am
*You're*....We might be poor but at least we can spell.
Densaku - February 11, 2010, 11:26 am
Camaro is the Ferrari of the poor......Lol^^

14 JUILLET - France has more need of me, than I have need of France. Napoleon Bonaparte


TAGS: gaza israel flotilla ship of fools
Rating: 2.5/5

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cthulhufhtagn - January 24, 2011, 2:58 pm
@Derek Good samaritans are propaganda characters from the christian bible, the guys on the ship are not samaritan, but dumb turks and dumb europeans spondered by islamists.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 5:47 pm
Thanks, hawa.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 5:47 pm
ooops.... old comments. Nevermind. Lpmike... those were comments made in June. Let it go... it's a h** topic, we don't need a flare-up.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 5:45 pm
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
alma gets a rest.
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 5:37 pm
I'm Arab, And I'm Cool With it. War Happens, Just because We Are Losing, Doesn't Mean We Are Not Mistaken.
Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:07 pm
BTW, I like the caption
Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:07 pm
Hey Alma, maybe if you make your comment not sound like a b***hurt 5 year old we would respect your opinion
Derek - June 2, 2010, 5:43 pm
Good samaritans are fools eh?
almarpa - June 2, 2010, 9:11 am
Maybe my comment is naive, but you should read what you allow to apear. Is really mean the comment on the poster. Thank you.
agdaniele - June 2, 2010, 8:42 am
alma, take your naive political talk to poolitifake.org - here at motifake.com, we don't discuss the fact that Israel acted correctly.
almarpa - June 2, 2010, 7:46 am
This is really mean! You are trying to justify Israel attack as well as US justified the invasion of Irak with vanished massive destruction weapons.


STEWART FRANCIS - Outstanding in his field.

TAGS: not my joke still funny
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Bolverk37782 - March 11, 2012, 8:36 pm
??????? WHO????????

YOU... - Are a terrible POSSTTEEERRR!!!!

TAGS: frank seinfeld stiller
Rating: 2.14/5

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slumstyle - December 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Its a festivus for the rest of us!
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:22 am
You...are correct =/


TAGS: yeah well she still makes a lot more money than your sorry ass
Rating: 1.92/5
Torkil The Destroyer - May 17, 2009, 6:46 pm
Dear god she is ugly! Even after all these years of trying to look at her without puking and her plastic surgery she still looks like crap. I would b***f*** a rusty broken canoe before letting me or someone else touch her!

EGYPT - ISNT ALL DESERT,BARBARINAS, or BELLY DANCERS ;P as many may still think or "imagine"

TAGS: isnt all desert barbarinas or belly dancers p as many may still think or imagine
Rating: 1.59/5

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DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:58 pm
See? This is how noobs should act, take criticism and use it, I thank you for that
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:55 pm
note taken thanks DreMagnum :)
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:53 pm
not really demotivational or anything though
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:51 pm
:) thats what i made this for
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:17 pm

I would still die for you -

TAGS: still die figure mean little myself
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 21, 2016, 4:27 am
Great Poster, UP yours
mizzdizz - October 20, 2016, 11:26 pm
Good question, 69! ^!
JesusWept - October 20, 2016, 7:42 pm
Excellent! ^^^^^Up

Ode to Miss Priss -

TAGS: no evil still think it
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:38 am
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:23 am
Thinking evil is SOOoooo much fun! 5 laughing lions, Ism!
Ism - February 7, 2015, 1:10 am
Killing them softly... I have been killing them softly.
MissPriss - February 6, 2015, 6:29 pm
Ism!!! Comes back to roost and I'm one of your first personal targets...I'm 5ucking L honoured!
Oldsod - February 6, 2015, 1:06 pm
Quite amusing! Especially the part about Missy thinking! Y'know...used to know a feller looked a lot like you. Seems he was abducted by aliens.
GaryO - February 6, 2015, 8:33 am
Ism! Where you been, baby?

Here's to the atom bomb -

TAGS: smile fake it till you feel it motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Sho - April 22, 2015, 1:24 am
that's a 5L lol
GaryO - April 21, 2015, 10:10 pm
Sly...are you OK?

She blinded me with science -

TAGS: and im still waiting for my jetpack robot and raygun at least give me a hoverboard
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 5, 2017, 9:46 am

But can you call Scotty to beam you up? No, really, can you?
mizzdizz - July 2, 2017, 4:55 am
My communicator is MUCH cooler than Capt. Kirk's!!!! ^!

I'll stop wearing black -

TAGS: black is still new black
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 13, 2016, 5:23 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - April 12, 2016, 1:19 am
nice, UP yours

Ashson -

making beutiful music together -

TAGS: old joke still luv it
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 12:50 pm
Thanks Cern! I will be one of those little old ladies in the care home that pinches all the cute male nurses b***s because I CAN! That is, if I live that long! LOL!
concern3 - March 7, 2016, 11:28 am
an UP yours, You naughty girl

A spicy meatball! -

TAGS: just wait till it burns the other end
Rating: 4.7/5

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Cloudy - January 23, 2016, 3:37 am
Gene Simmons
rerun - January 22, 2016, 10:08 am

Nice take